Satan's Calling

What is Satan's Calling?


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Traditional Metal band from Melbourne,Victoria, Australia. Has strong Iron Maiden influence. Members enjoy drinking ridicously huge amounts of beer and rooting groupies. They use pseudonyms because the sheer mentioning of their names would immolate the internet. Members are :

Pita - guitar

Mikool - drums

Kostik - bass

Gwerge - guitar

That band Satan's Calling is so good that they can make women lose their virginity by just showing them their instrument.

See metal, australia, maiden, beer, music


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