Satan's Little Cotton Fingers

What is Satan's Little Cotton Fingers?

1.

What overly religious people call Tampons, especailly Southern Baptists.

Old Lady to friend:

Look at that tramp buying Satan's little cotton fingers instead of a sanitary pads like a good Christian girl should.

See tampons, satan, fingers

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