Satch Edit Meaning

1.

Nickname for guitar virtuoso Joe Satriani, one of the greatest guitarists to have ever walked the Earth.

"Hey, man, I was just listening to Satch; he rocks my socks off!"

See Andrew

2.

Noun. Short form of "satchel," meaning a bag of marijuana. Some circles will also use "Satchel Paige."

I'm dry, Dog. You know where I can score a satch?

3.

adjective: means awesome

Mike Hull of Canada's word, often used in sarcasm.

also may be changed to snatch when there are no little ears around

TLW food sucks, if we could get some chinese food that'd be SATCH!

4.

See Satchmo

Oh stop being such a satch and piss on the electric fence.

5.

verb-satch, to satch, satching

The act of opening a beer(or other alcoholic beverage) at the beginning of a night of drinking and holding that beer for a long period of time, taking an extremely long time to finish it. Usually done to prolong the "getting drunk" process, or to hope noone notices to make you look "cool" because your holding your beer/cup of drink all night.

"Hey have you noticed that Chris has been satching that same Bud Heavy all night?"

See drink, sip, beer, satchen, fat, mullet, plumber's crack

6.

nut sack

that chick is swingin from my satch

See satch, satchel, bag, nuts, scrotum

7.

a fart that does not create the crackle effect when it leaves your rear but is also not silent. Very airy fart.

dude did you just satch fart?

hahahaha YEAH

See fart, queef, satch, fartknocker, air