Satchel Edit Meaning

1.

*A slang term referring to the scrotum (AKA : male testicles).

*A slang term referring to a bag of marijuana.

*A type of case used by military personnel, often equipped onto their clothes; satchels are used for storing certain items & equipment.

"He kicked me in the satchel!! >.< "

"Hey man...got the satchel man? Heheheheh...."

"In Splinter Cell, you should always check an enemy body for satchels."

See Dave

2.

a bag of pot

check out this satchel eat my dick

3.

1: Slang for the male scrotal sac

2: A large squarish bag with a single strap, resembling a rather large purse

3: A type of explosive employed by the milirary, typically carried in bags similar to the ones in definition 2

4: A bag of cannabis

1: I have huge cajones in my satchel!

2: This is a stachel, not a purse, you dumbass!

3: The satchel has to go by the engine to scuttle the ship.

4: My satchel is crotched.

See purse, bag, scrotum, sack

4.

A large, preferably navy green bag, used to transport large quantities of beer into the unsuspecting bathrooms of bars, restaurants, theaters, etc; where they are then to be chugged. Satchel is most commonly used among sketchy individuals; the less fortunate and/or college students. Tactic to save money.

Dude, you ready to satchel it up?

See satchel, beer, cheap, bar, sketchy

5.

Satchel is used to call ownership over something, used in the UK.

This is the newer version of "dibbs" and "bagsy", it voids both of them. You c

Can not use Satchel to "shotgun" a front seat. You can use shotgun on other items but satchel over rules shotgun on all other items.

sam - I SATCHEL THE FRONT SEAT!

chris - I shot gun it!

Chris gets the seat.

sam - I satchel that girl ;)

Chris - I shot gun her!

sam gets the girl.

maisie - bagsy not closing the door

sam - satchel not closing it

chris - shot gun it.

sam does not have to, it is between maisia and chris to shout satchel first to leave the weakest to close the door.

See dibs, dibbs, bagsy, shotgun, shot gun

6.

a bag of contraband

How am I gonna get a satchel on such short notice before the party!?

See sack, bag, hook-up, stash, baggy

7.

1. A term used to describe the ball sack of a male

2. Also can be used in place of the word douchebag, or can be used to describe any other person you hate for whatever reason. More commonly used to describe plurally and not singularly. The effect of the word is signifigantly weakend when used to describe a person.

Dan: Dude look at that kid he pulled his pants down

Ben: (Sees ball sack) NO MORE SATCHEL!

or

Dan: Look at that guy with all the tatoos, hes eying up that little asian girl. What a fucking creep.

Mike: Yeah dude, we gotta get outta here. This place is full of satchel.

See doucher, fudgepacker, ball sack, tony danza