Satellite Edit Meaning

1.

when dudes are hovering around or chasing after a chick, like at a bar, trying to get with her but not being successful. Usually these dudes are retarded and the chick isn't interested in them.

yo, that chick is hot, but she's got too many satellites around her.

2.

A device which does either:

1. Orbits earth as a communications device or provides military intelligence. (Often to people who arent intelligent. Clearly the need for hundreds of them proves it).

2. A celestial body which orbits another. ie: Moon spins around Earth.

3. The unfortunate recipeient of the name "POES" which hails from NASA. NASA should try looking under "P" in an afrikaans dictionary. Im sure the directors wouldnt be impressed by the fact they are (see example:)

* This is primarily amusing to South Africans. However if you knew what POES is you'd find it amusing too. I'd like to be an Astronaut!!

putting a "satellite" in orbit.

You know ... that jackass is such a satellite!

3.

When your got that kid you hang out with that you don't really like and you dont want them to smoke your weed, so you make them take the last hit of the blunt and they inhale the rest of the blunt ..ending up in their lungs

Rory just satellited that blunt!

See satellite, blunt, inhale

4.

The condition of being so high and/or drunk that one cannot function normally. The state of being affected by one or more psychoactive drugs.

My friends and I are about to roll up a joint and get satellite.

I'm so satellite I could eat a star.

See high, inebriated, intoxicated, stoned, baked, blazed, drunk, straight

5.

A hot chick's less desireable freinds. They may be fat, ugly, or just mean. Satellites are much easier to pick up than the actual hottie, but you may not admit to it tomorrow.

Hey, look at that hot chick and her four satellites; two fatties, a "butter face" and a b1tch.

See satellite

6.

When having a conversation one of the people has a delayed reaction. Someone who is always behind everyone else, kind of slow.

Bob:"Do you want to go to the mall?"

Jack:"Hey let's go to the mall!"

Bob:"You're such a satellite!"

See satellite, delayed, slow, behind, cable

7.

1.A breakoff from a group, either physically or socially.

2.An area chosen for this purpose.

"WTF are they doing in the satellite?"

See splinter, hooking up, elitest, clique, Flix