Satellite Beach

What is Satellite Beach?


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a part of Brevard County Florida right on the beach, but you can not see the ocean due to the stupid condos. majority of the population is old people and they drive wayyy to slow. if your driving at night its an automatic ticket if your not in your mid 20's. to go anywhere interesting you have to drive over a bridge. it is home to the amazing CHICKEN GRINGO, and the not so amazing football team but seem to still be worth 5 bucks to see. you have to love friday nights!

If you go to Satellite Beach you have to go to Dakines, but be prepared to get pulled over.

See beach, football, boring, ocean


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