Satellite Dirtbag

What is Satellite Dirtbag?


1.

One who pirates a satellite signal by using an illegitimate subscriber card. The Satellite Dirtbag orders porn, Pay Per View and other expensive packages which are charged to someone elses account. This brand of dirtbag typically has an immense beer-belly and masturbates frequently to pornography of increasing abstractness. He is also totally oblivious to the fact that he is a dirtbag.

-Yo, i just got Playboy, Spice, and HotNet with my satellite cheater card!

-Dude, you're such a Satellite Dirtbag.

-No!

-Yeah man, you are.

-Really?

-Yeah.

-Oh, okay.


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