Satellite Hotstove

What is Satellite Hotstove?


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An act of sexual intention, particularly used in long-distance relationships, where one defecates on his/her computer keyboard whilst corresponding with their significant other via webcam.

In cybersex, this can be used as virtual foreplay, or the sexual main course, due to the overwhelmingly graphic nature of the act as defined.

Popularized from Canadian Broadcasting Corporation's (CBC) 'Hockey Night in Canada' where a segment during the second intermission is called Satellite Hotstove with Kelly Hrudy.

Dude, your girlfriend left her webcam on, so as a joke I gave her little sister a Satellite Hotstove.

See cybersex, webcam, poop, shit, computer, hockey


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