What is Satellite Hotstove?
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An act of sexual intention, particularly used in long-distance relationships, where one defecates on his/her computer keyboard whilst corresponding with their significant other via webcam.
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Popularized from Canadian Broadcasting Corporation's (CBC) 'Hockey Night in Canada' where a segment during the second intermission is called Satellite Hotstove with Kelly Hrudy.
Dude, your girlfriend left her webcam on, so as a joke I gave her little sister a Satellite Hotstove.
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