What is Satellite-shopper?
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Used to describe a person who stands in the checkout queue while sending their friends/children (ergo: satellites)to get the items they wish to purchase.
I couldn't believe that bitch with the three friends stood in front of me in the checkout line, while they went off and brought back all the things she wanted to buy. So rude!
Random Words:
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Oral stimulation of the feces
John: Hey Don, I gotta take a turd!!
Don: Sweet dude! It's the perfect chance to test out my fecafe..