What is Satnav Woman?
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A mysterious woman, locked away in a secret lab somewhere in Germany, whose sultry sexy tones provide guidance to millions to male drivers via their satellite navigation system. Can also be used to describe the vocal commands heard in other places, like an elevator.
"After... 200 yards, turn... left. Turn left. Do it now. You have turned... right. You are now going the wrong way." - satnav woman in full flow.
Random Words:
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Used to describe a handshake from a person who has malicious intentions, in regards to your future.
Fuck smiley glad hands
With hidden..
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A bloke who shags big ugly girls and has no shame. Even if there old enough to be his mum.
Often thinks hes "The man" or &quo..
