What is Satnav Woman?
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A mysterious woman, locked away in a secret lab somewhere in Germany, whose sultry sexy tones provide guidance to millions to male drivers via their satellite navigation system. Can also be used to describe the vocal commands heard in other places, like an elevator.
"After... 200 yards, turn... left. Turn left. Do it now. You have turned... right. You are now going the wrong way." - satnav woman in full flow.
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-The act of successfully bringing home a woman equal to or greater than your own body weight in desperation at the end of a long drunken..
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Another term for "fart". Usually early signs of an impending poop.
"Dude, what the hell is that smell?"
"Oh m..
