What is Satnav Woman?
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A mysterious woman, locked away in a secret lab somewhere in Germany, whose sultry sexy tones provide guidance to millions to male drivers via their satellite navigation system. Can also be used to describe the vocal commands heard in other places, like an elevator.
"After... 200 yards, turn... left. Turn left. Do it now. You have turned... right. You are now going the wrong way." - satnav woman in full flow.
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The burning need (whilst stoned) to both lie down, get up and eat something, drinking something and play more Mario. This creates the ul..
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N. The act of tucking in the male penis and testicles between both legs, crouching over and shitting on them both.
Can you see that hom..
