What is Sats?
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Acronym for Socially Acceptable Tourette's Syndrome. A less recognized, but much more common variation of traditional Tourette's Syndrome. People who suffer from (/enjoy) SATS are prone to sudden, seemingly involuntary outbursts of excited profanity when suddenly excited or irritated. SATS episodes are almost always non-violent and the people having SATS don't have nervous tics or involuntary spasms, though occasional growling, laughing, or light screaming is not uncommon.
"Dude, what the fuck!? Why won't this assfaced-fucktarded piece-o-shit page muthafuckin up-fuckin-load?! ...grrrr.... fuckityfuckfuckfuck!" ~SATS
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2.
An abbreviation for " Sorry about that sir "
I contacted a local business and asked a question.
The person who answered the phone apologised and said " Wouldn't have a clue, sats "
3.
a slang term for a care bear (from the tv show)
today i saw a sats walking down the street
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