What is Saturday Night Special?


1.

What I, and all sensible ladies, carry to discourage or stop attacks by hoodlums.

Nobody ever raped a thirty-eight. That's why I pack a Saturday Night Special.

2.

A slang term for an inexpensive, small-caliber revolver. Dave Kopel, Research Director at the Independence Institute, explains:

The “Saturday night special” is in part a linguistic descendant of the racist phrase "Niggertown Saturday Night." The obvious implication of the phrase "Saturday night special" is that it is a gun used by "niggers" to shoot each other with during their wild Saturday nights. No one denies that the people disarmed by a "Saturday night special" ban would be predominantly poor and non-white.

Saturday Night Specials are preferred by the lower classes, therefore they must be dangerous.

3.

A liberal expression meaning an inexpensive handgun. (Of course, the REAL definition of an inexpensive handgun is CHEAP INSURANCE.)

Liberal politicians tell yuppie and soccer mom constituents that they will ban Saturday Night Specials, which makes the yuppies and soccer moms feel all warm and fuzzy.

Of course, banning inexpensive handguns deprives poor people of their most effective defense against Pachuco boys and other criminals.

Senaturd Kennedy wants to ban the Saturday Night Special.

4.

Small caliber pistol that is often demonized for its concealibility. They are great for smaller people (IE women) who need a gun but aren't able to practice with other weapons. Its use is solely self-defense and extremely short range shooting. Liberals see red when someone packs a said weapon. Unlike a Desert Eagle which is harder to conceal and has a history of problems (don't even try to chime about its good points, their neglible to a weapon that jams that much) these weapons generally perform better at a cheaper cost for ammunition and maintenance. Sometimes referred to as a "Pimp Gun" or "Junk Gun" these weapons do their job.

Saturday Night Specials are also referred to in pop culture quite a bit. Taxi Driver, starring a then skinny Robert De Niro, uses a Saturday Night Special in an ingenious drawing device he created. Lynard Skynard also made a very good song that is titular of the said class of firearms.

Banning of these weapons is another example of how rich, white people want to disarm poor colored people of their means of defense in a novel word game and basic mud-slinging.

I'm just a Saturday Night Special......Ain't good for much but killin' a man....

See guns, brady

5.

When you sit in the front child seat area of a shopping cart and a wobo (woman hobo) proceeds to blow you while she is pushing the cart through the hood and collecting cans.

I got so wrecked the other night, someone told me I was seen with a wobo getting the ole saturday night special!

See blow, job, shopping cart, wobo, cans

6.

Old school term used to describe a home-made concealable weapon (usually a runty firearm of some sort).

Go ahead pull out that SATURDAY NIGHT SPECIAL and give me an excuse to kill your stupid ass...

7.

a .38 revolver with the hammer filed down so it slides in and out of pockets without getting hung.

i rolled up on him and with the saturday night special and smoked him like kush.

See 38, saterday night special, revolver, saturday night live


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