Sauce Cross

What is Sauce Cross?


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1) Spiritual or religious expression extemporaneously achieved while dining.

2) The ability to create Christ imagery with food sauces.

3) Archaic. Noun. A form of absurd, impromptu hazing, specifically where the hazing party anoints his or her subject with a smeared cross (usu. with pizza sauce) in a drunken plea for the inferior being to attain some degree religiosity. Hilarity commonly ensues among fellow hazers. See: The Troubadours, Middle Ages, Greek Life, etc.

John: Quit playing with your food.

Jimmy: I'm expressing my shame, relax.

John: Wasting delicious Stubbs Bone Lickin' sauce is shameful in and of itself.

Jimmy: Not when it's elegant. This is a sauce cross.

John: My mistake, thought you were pining for Swiss citizenship again.

or

Cam: What happened last night?

Jesse: Well, after they cleaned up the house we lined them up, and...

Cam: Made them recite the founders and the triad?

Jesse: Not exactly... Gregg and Shane came back from the bars and there was some left over pizza. Shane took care of the cheese-

Cam: That guy'll eat anything.

Jesse: I know, then Gregg started painting away with the sauce, one after the other. I guess Jon's kinda religious. Didn't go over well.

Cam: It's not for everyone.

See pizza, sauce, graffiti, hazing, shame, elegance, italy


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