Sauron Syndrome

What is Sauron Syndrome?

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Derived from the Latin word saur- meaning red and -on meaning eyes. Most commonly diagnosed in immortal beings in their menacing tower phase of life, this affliction ones eyes to become extremely red.

Hey, Frodo, what's up with Sauron today?

-Oh man, he's suffering from an affliction of the most curious and serendipitous sorts.

By golly Frodo! You don't think...

-Yes me boy, it seems he has a a case of sauron syndrome!

OH SNAP!

See sauron, red eyes, contacts, lord of the rings
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