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When a girl farts on your dick via vagina.
Man: OH MY GOD YOUR VAGINA JUST MADE A WEIRD NOISE
Woman: Don't worry I just summoned ..
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A shart. A liquid sword that is surprisingly discharged when trying to fart.
He went up for a lay-up and came down with a juice mouse...
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Skiing short steeps after a big storm because the larger steeps/chutes have to great of an avalanche risk
After yesterdays storm I was ..