What is Sausage Blanket?
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The act of using your sleeve, or someone else using their sleeve, to pleasure the penis through masturbation. Often used when a partner or partners are unwilling to perform any other sexual act.
'Please babes...please...hows about a cheeky sausage blanket then?'
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Almost, but not quite.
In other words close, but no cigar.
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When a woman's breast are too big for her bra and it looks like she has four breasts.
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