What is Sausage Blanket?
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The act of using your sleeve, or someone else using their sleeve, to pleasure the penis through masturbation. Often used when a partner or partners are unwilling to perform any other sexual act.
'Please babes...please...hows about a cheeky sausage blanket then?'
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Man who dodges or avoids quims, as prefers the bum love, AKA Homosexual or Gay man
Go fondle some cock yer big quimdodger!
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A persons Cell Phone.
"She keeps yapping away on her blah-blah box."
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