What is Sausage Blanket?
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The act of using your sleeve, or someone else using their sleeve, to pleasure the penis through masturbation. Often used when a partner or partners are unwilling to perform any other sexual act.
'Please babes...please...hows about a cheeky sausage blanket then?'
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Another phrase for really bad diarrhea.
Fred: What took you so long? We are going to be late.
Barney: I had a bad case of nasty faucet..
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Masturbation. Called zero-to-three because that's how many times you do it per day.
Alright guys, I'm going home to zero-to-..
