Sausage Blanket

What is Sausage Blanket?


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The act of using your sleeve, or someone else using their sleeve, to pleasure the penis through masturbation. Often used when a partner or partners are unwilling to perform any other sexual act.

'Please babes...please...hows about a cheeky sausage blanket then?'

See sausage, blanket, masturbate, foreplay, sex


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