Sausage Cup

What is Sausage Cup?


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Like a Fruit Cup, except you substitute the fart with the scent of your sweaty balls after grabbing them. More effective if done when unbathed for 2 or more days.

John: That grungy fuck over there just Sausage Cupped me!

Jolene: I envy you, Travis could Sausage Cup my face any day of the WEEK...

Guy 1: Say Guy 1, does my hand smell funny?

Guy 2: Most indeed, where has it been?

Guy 1: I just sausage cupped your face!

Guy 2: Oh my, I appear to be the victim of a foolery!

See fruit cup, scrotum, balls, cup, sweaty, grunge


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