Sausage Finger

What is Sausage Finger?


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When one’s fingers are so fat(or large) they routinely hit the wrong buttons on small devices like cell phones or mp3 players. This was made famous in a Simpson’s episode when Homerbecame so obese; the phone prompted him to order a special “Dialing Wand” in order to make calls.

“I hate these new cell phones; the buttons are so compact I keep sausage fingering”

“Occasionally I’ll get a call from people who have sausage fingered when trying to call up the local pizza place.”

See fat, finger, fingers, sausage, dialing


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