What is Sausage Fingers?
1.
^as above^
Also known as 'well hung' in lesbian circles.
"Daaammnn... that chick over there's gote some big sausage fingers. I'm getting horny just looking at them"
2.
An individual with particularly large fat fingers. Those inflicted knock over on average 5 cups of coffee a day, and could spend over a week trying to thread a needle.
Tunde go and get another cloth. Your sausage fingers have knocked my coffee over.
Again.
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3.
When someone has really huge fingers. Fingers big enough to use a replacement for one of those foam hands you can buy at a sporting event.
"Hey Dave, throw up those sausage fingers!! We just got a home run!
4.
When A Girl has very short but very fat fingers. Mostly found on short fat girls in the enterprise, alabama area.
Hey, check out Sausage Fingers over there!
Somebody get this Sausage Fingers away from me?
God damn that bitch has some Sausage Fingers!
5.
When a person types on a keyboard and hits 2 keys at once
or presses key that hard nearly breaks keyboard
Gary "steves typing again"
Mark "yea you can tell you seen that keyboard jump"
Gray "Yea steve and his sausage fingers"
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6.
When u have really fat fingers. Such as if u r a huge fat ass, or just a little midget
MIDGETS!!! mini-me oompa loompas Ask Gray-he knows what i'm talkin bout
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