Sausage Footprint

What is Sausage Footprint?


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a sausage footprint is the effect a sausage has on the sausage-vage ratio. If a sausage comes accompanied by a vage the net footprint is 0. If a sausage comes accompanied by other sausages the sausage footprint can be much higher. It is considered polite to try and reduce your sausage footprint when attending a party.

Note: if the female has a wide vagina, or is questionably a female or if the person in question has a chud/ is a ginger/ is gay, there sausage footprint will equal 0

Cockblockers have an infinite sausage footprint.

jeff shows up with 3 bros, 1 homo, one girl and one chud. His sausage footprint is equal to 3.

See sausage, chud, homo, vagina, party


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