Sausage Gel

What is Sausage Gel?

The seminal fluids that ooze from the phallus. Often used to make pregnant or to decorate Dairy Queen icecream cakes.

He oozed sausage gel at the sight of the zombie, because he was very excited.

I Did Not Have Sexual Relations With That Woman

1. The biggest lie in modern history. Said by one of the most noteworthy presidents of the 20th century, yes folks William Clinton himself...

Fresh Wig?

1. The act of having a new hair doo or the maintenice of a pre- existing hair style. (Girl walks in the room) Boy: Fresh wig? Girl: Yea ..

Hiv Positive

1. absolutely sure more acceptable to say if you actually have AIDS from a South Park episode "are you sure dude?" "yeah ..

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