Sausage Gel

What is Sausage Gel?

The seminal fluids that ooze from the phallus. Often used to make pregnant or to decorate Dairy Queen icecream cakes.

He oozed sausage gel at the sight of the zombie, because he was very excited.

Capt Finny

1. A condom or profalactive. I always carry a Capt Finny for the times out on the 'sea of love'. Capt Finny keeps my sea men fr..

Christ Puncher

1. One who takes his/her first and inserts it firmly into the asshole of the Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ. Jerry Falwell and George W. Bu..

Gabycham

1. Term used to describe anyone who is very unlucky and generally hated in society for the reason that "He/She Sucks." Man, he t..

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