Sausage Gel

What is Sausage Gel?

The seminal fluids that ooze from the phallus. Often used to make pregnant or to decorate Dairy Queen icecream cakes.

He oozed sausage gel at the sight of the zombie, because he was very excited.

Garglecum

1. Act of swallowing some jizz. Or a great band name. DUUUDE! Have you heard GARGLECUM?! I jack-off to that shit, man! See cum, jizz, sw..

Off Me Tits

1. Severely inebriated. I had 8 pints of lager, 10 large whiskies and a vat of creme de menthe(not recommended). I was completely off me t..

Hexting

1. Leaving text messages hoping something bad happens to someone, like a hex or a curse. Mike's ex girl has been hexting him for week..

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