Sausage Guitar

What is Sausage Guitar?


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When a male stretches his penis out as long as possible, holds it at the angle you'd hold a guitar and then strums it like an air guitar.

Look at that guy with his cock out, he is playing excellent sausage guitar. He is my guitar hero.

See guitar, sausages, guitars, cock


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