What is Sausage Guitar?
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When a male stretches his penis out as long as possible, holds it at the angle you'd hold a guitar and then strums it like an air guitar.
Look at that guy with his cock out, he is playing excellent sausage guitar. He is my guitar hero.
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To be extremely envious of something/someone. Short hand for "hella jealous."
"I am helly jelly that she is going to my ..