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The ability to control both bathtub spigots with either foot.
Since Hilda was too fat to lean forward, she controlled the hot and cold ..
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a scottish rhyming slang term for needing the toilet.
i.e. pish rhymes with gish
ma maws got a dick
aww man am chokin oan a lily and ..
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when you hang upside down from a stripper pole and masterbate
i did an upside down longjohn in the firestation last night
See masterba..