Saussage Fest Edit Meaning

1. To the effect of oh fuck. I got hit in the head. Oh fudge...

1. A segue into another topic. Used when you want to move on to a new subject, but have no real way to connect it to what you were talking..

1. a large, dense turd, named for it's likelihood of knackering your bog and usually caused by the ingestion of spicy Indian food. Ph..