What is Savlon?
1.
An Antiseptic skin healing cream often used for cuts, grazes, blisters or any kind of minor skin irritation.
"Mummy i've just fell over and cut my self..Oh ok dear let me put some savlon onto it for you"
2.
Concentrate hard on this one. Especially the Americans out there:
Septic = Septic Tank = Yank.
Savlon = Antiseptic = Anti-yank
"All yanks are fat fucking works shy cunts"
"You can't say that, you're a fucking Savlon"
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