Sawdust And Semen

What is Sawdust And Semen?

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If you can quickly slip this phrase into a conversation, it'll keep the dumbest person present thinking for a while, then suddenly exclaim, "Wait.. WHAT?"

Elis: What took you so long?

Lucia: I had to shower!

Frank: Why not shower later?

Lucia: I was dirty!

Elis: Would you rather be covered in sawdust and semen?

Lucia: Yes! Wait... WHAT?

See i, like, sawdust, and, semen, The Jiggle
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