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When you feel the urge to defecate, but only pass gas, you are using the toilet as a farting safety net.
Bob: Hey, Jim, I think I shart..
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what snoop got fo shizzle my nizzle from. Winnie the Pooh started it ALL!
Winnie: I saw some hephalumps and woozles today
Snoop: I thi..