S.a.w.s.

What is S.a.w.s.?


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abv. Sudden Absence from Work Syndrome

Manager 1: Wheres Jerry he was supposed to finish those TPS reports for me this morning.

Manager 2: He was in China Town last weekend and just called in to say he got a bad case of S.A.W.S. and cant make it in.


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