S.a.w.s.

What is S.a.w.s.?

abv. Sudden Absence from Work Syndrome

Manager 1: Wheres Jerry he was supposed to finish those TPS reports for me this morning.

Manager 2: He was in China Town last weekend and just called in to say he got a bad case of S.A.W.S. and cant make it in.

Exsqueebiant

1. unusually exciting and extraordinary "Dude, she had our first date at the park catered by Wolfgang Puck! It was exsqueebiant!"..

Rape The Goat

1. To settle for less. Archaic usage: to go to bed. He went home with that ugly chick? Man, he really raped the goat. Archaic usage: Oh..

Ultramodernism

1. "A primitive futurist scream for change". A movement seeking to provide an alternative to societies retrospective tendanices, ..

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