S.a.w.s.

What is S.a.w.s.?

abv. Sudden Absence from Work Syndrome

Manager 1: Wheres Jerry he was supposed to finish those TPS reports for me this morning.

Manager 2: He was in China Town last weekend and just called in to say he got a bad case of S.A.W.S. and cant make it in.

From The Future

1. Another to say, "That's how I roll." Dude?!? Did you really have to punch him in the face?!" "Sorry, Kevin. I..

Erskine

1. To recieve an Erskine is to get an Ellis(to recieve a blowjob while playing a video game)and get fed a Double cheeseburger at the same t..

Offutt

1. the act of skeeting in ones eye OH! that dude just whipped out his pappy and pulled on OFFUTT on that ho! See pappy, offutt, surprise,..

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