Sawyer

What is Sawyer?


1.

A character from Lost, played by Josh Holloway. Possibly the hottest thing this world has ever seen.

have you ever seen a sawyer kiss a sawyer on a sawyer

See lost, josh holloway, abc, foxy

2.

Someone who frequents the plains regions of northern canada constantly searching for grizzlies to make his bitch.

Also someone who can grow the most epic mustache known to man. dont fuck with this gangsta or he'll whip out his bear moves and colorado crateryour shit!

Sawyer is also an uber sensitive nice guy who enjoys poetry and oil painting.

Guy 1: Who left the dead grizzly in the living room?

Guy 2: That bear was talkin shit about sawyers little sister...big mistake!

See colorado crater, mustache, bear wrestling, clint, canada, upper deck, upper deck

3.

verb: absolute, total, unrepentant, unrelenting attraction to the best looking Southern bad boy you have ever seen, the one your mamma told you about, the one who is so freakin wrong but so freakin right, the guy around which you have no brain, a complete loss of the capacity to think in full sentences involving prepositions or pronouns or even dangling modifiers.

verb: a brain turned to gelatinous goo by a hot southern bad boy

I was at the Cowboy Bar last night and got all Sawyered over Billy Joe Bob's cousin.

Jenny got all Sawyered on Billy Joe Bob's cousin.

See lost, foxy, sawyer, southern, brainless

4.

Basically, a southern badass with a manly as shit mustache and handsome features. He is manly as hell, but at the same time is very sensitive and artistic. He's passive most of the time, but if you get this motherfucker mad he'll go for the throat. Women want to fuck him, cause you know he's packing more than just that Deagle.

"Jesus, look at that guy. He's got like every chick in the damn room on his dick!"

"Yeah, that's Sawyer alright."

See southern, manly, sexy, handsome, artistic, desire

5.

Is the wierdest kid i know. Hes awesome. and hilarious. but just random and has his own personality. He's fucking sexy!!Hes my bestfran and i love him to fucking death!

You wish You were as cool as him.(:

Sawyer is awesome(:

duh. no explanation nessecary

See sawyer, sexy, cool, love

6.

1. A character from the TV show LOST. Originally James Ford from Tennessee, the guy's quite complex. When he was a young boy, his dad caught his mom cheating on him with some guy named Sawyer. His dad killed his mom and then himself leaving little James an angry orphan. His mind set on revenge, James wrote a letter to Mr. Sawyer, telling him how he was going to kill him and carrying it with him always. But as he got older, he started conning people and before he knew it, James was no better than the man who was responsible for his parent's deaths. With this revelation came an unprecedented amount of self-loathing from the man. He changed his name to Sawyer and embraced the inner asshole. Sawyer tries to mask his insecurities with southern charm and forced confidence, coming off as a bully most of the time, but at certain moments he shows that he too, is human and feels pain just the same as everybody else. Played by the talented Josh Holloay.

2. The best damn character on TV today.

LOST fanatic1: "OMGILOVELOST! Who's your favorite character? Mine's Kate."

LOST fanatic2: "Psh, Kate can die. Sawyer owns all."

7.

generally a drama queen who doesnt get over things easily

No one really knows what his deal is

Someone who everyone knows will come out of the closet soon....

-Is that Sawyer?

-Ya, what a doucher

-Whats up with this Sawyer? Doesnt he have any friends?

See fag, homo, chick, vagina, girl, gay, douche, sayer


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