Say Cheese

What is Say Cheese?


1.

Probably came from an inexperienced photographer asking what to say.

Photographer: "What am I supposed to say?"

Person in picture: "Say cheese" (as in a cheesy joke)

Photographer: "Say 'cheese'!"

See no joke, stop, 5, tags

2.

Phrase uttered before taking a picture so it looks like everyone is smiling even though someone would rather either frown, snarl, sneer, or make an otherworldy strange or unpleasant face.

A conspiracy to get unhappy or enraged people to smile in pictures.

A conspiracy to get more people to eat cheese and wine after taking pictures.

Photographer: Say cheese!

Lauren, Dave, Jessica, and Ben: Cheese! *smile*

Barry: Fuck you! *snarl* *flicks off camera*

*click**flash*

Photographer: Smile for us, Barry. We're not stopping until you smile for us!

Three odd hours later:

Photographer: Say cheese!

Lauren, Dave, Jessica, and Ben: Cheese! *smile*

Barry: Fuck you! *frown* *flicks off camera*

*click**flash*

Photographer: Smile for us, Barry. We're not stopping until you smile for us!

Brian: Say cheese!

Cristy, Ben, Mike: Cheese!

Ben: That's strange; I have a strange craving to scarf down some Gorgonzola with some Bordeaux!

Mike: Same here! I'm gonna gorge myself on Wensleydale 'n Chardonnay!

Cristy: Let's buy all the cheese and wine we can, guys!

See picture, photo, the, power, of, cheese


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