Say Swear To God!

What is Say Swear To God!?


1.

exclamation said in response to being told something super awesome you are hesitant to believe.

theodore: ...and then she just straight up grabbed my d*ck in the middle of the lecture!

chadwick: say swear to god!

theodore: *holds hands up to show that no fingers are crossed* swear to god! she just grabbed my sh*t!

See no way, for real?


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