What is Saying "hi" To My Monster?


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masturbating at a high rate of speed

Annie: "What are you doing?"

Steve: Saying "hi" to my monster. Jerking off, if you

will, since you won't help me

on that subject.

See jerk off, masterbate, whack it


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