Saying "hi" To My Monster

What is Saying "hi" To My Monster?

1.

masturbating at a high rate of speed

Annie: "What are you doing?"

Steve: Saying "hi" to my monster. Jerking off, if you

will, since you won't help me

on that subject.

See jerk off, masterbate, whack it

60

Random Words:

Slut Candy

1. The morning-after pill. "9 out of 10 unfaithful whores choose slut candy!" See the pill, slut, whore, ho..

Ethiopian Can Opener

1. a frozen log of human feces used to simulate a penis in sexual stimulation. (frozen poo dildo) i didn't have a dildo so i made an..

Overgold

1. The state of simultaneously wearing too many pieces of gold jewelry, usually neck chains, or any medical condition (particularly death) ..

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Get it for Free