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A date you get out of the personals, really just for the food and something to do.
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A try hard who combats their own innate lack of cool by trying REALLY FUCKING HARD to impress people. And fails. Everyone knows someone ..
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A mail service primarily serving the "just found the invoice due tomorrow under a pile of papers" crowd.
UPS Express: Proudl..