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Your mom is like a taxi.
Do you know why?
Because I ride her all day.
That's right.
Me: ey ted your mom is like a taxi, no y?
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When you put your fingers into his/her anus and then give them a titty twister with those fingers.
When she gave me a yorkstown streets..
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When your spouse deletes you as a friend on Facebook.
My wife saw the comments I made on Marissa's profile and Facebook divorced m..
