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polite way of saying you have to take healthy crap
Excuse me, but I need to go perform some intestinal yoga. I'll be back in a fe..
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Missionary Sex, the boring type that makes the Catholic church happy and anyone who actually enjoys sex sad.
"Herd u fucked Julie,..
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A problem that results directly from masturbation.
"Oh no im jesus in a toaster now!"
"Ahhh Harry you carry on like tha..