What is Sbs?
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Sudden Boner Syndrome
SBS
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Special BOat Service
One of the royal marines two special forces units, the other being the Mountain leaders cadre.
Specialise in marine insertion and waterbound counter terrorist duties. By far the best special forces in their field. By far outranking the U.S Navy seals. All SBS are men as no women are allowed in frontline combat units in the british forces.
The SBS the best in their field of operations.
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Internet language for smiling but serious.
Let's have sex, sbs.
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SBS
Suprise But Sex
-The Act Of Suprise But Sex
-Anal Sex, with the element of Suprise
Question: Hey, I'm Having Trouble With This Girl...She has a boyfriend but I think she likes me. What should I do?
Correct Answer: Walk up to him in the hall, when he is not looking Suprise But sex him. Either he will be to scared to do anything or he will he to confused to hurt you
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sudden bowel syndrome
usually happens to americans traveling abroad, especially in latin america and africa. basically means that you have to go and cant.
Oh shit--my intestines feel like they're not only tied in a knot, but a double knot with a bow and that someone kicked them--this SBS is killing me!
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SURPRISE BUTT SEX!
A shocking experience when an object, professor, or person pops up from behind and anally attacks you, while screaming "SBS".
"Man, i just SBSed the SHIT outta that psych. test!"
Guy 1- "SBS!"
Guy 2- "Aww you got me!"
On-looker- "It's not rape if you say surprise..."
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Sweaty Ball Syndrome, we know it happens to us all but when your out with the guy you dont wanna say hey I got some sweaty ball you say hey I got some serious SBS right now.
Dude I dont wanna move man I have some serious SBS right now and doing somethings will just make it worse man.
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When you go swimming in the ocean with only a bathing suit on. Then the ocean water evaporates leaving your balls laden with salt. The friction generated when the salty ball(s) rub against your leg causes painful burning afterwards.
Guy 1: Dude why aren't you keeping with the pack we have only been walking on the beach for 2 minutes.
Guy 2: I went swimming earlier in the ocean and now I got vicious SBS (Salty Ball Syndrome).
Guy 3: Duuudddeee.
