Scabvender Edit Meaning

1. The word originates from Ted Crustys youtube videos. The word is used in circumstances were something is so irrationally injust its sick..

1. Calling in sick for work with the excuse you have the flu, when in fact your are hungover. Billy was wasted last night so he called in ..

1. The act of furiously masterbating on your bed before spunking into available kleenex and shooting them into your wall mounted basketball..