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The excuse you should ALWAYS give to your girlfriend when she bitches to you about grabbing/slapping her ass.
Zach: (slowly reaches for..
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A person who always thinks there is something wrong with their computer.
That hypocompuchondriac keeps asking me to install a new hard ..
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Sneaking up on someone when they're sleeping and slapping or stabbing them with your erection.
I'd tried to snowball him earl..
