Scalad

What is Scalad?

Chips, usually McDonalds fries. Portmanteau of scally and salad and synonymous with Glasgow salad, Glasgow showerand Scouse laptop.

"What you having from Maccies, lad?"

"Just a scalad, maaaate."

See scally, scal, chav, ned

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