Scalade Edit Meaning

1. when a angry woman squats an inch over a sleeping individual's face and squirts out a sloppy vaginal fart i woke up this morning a..

1. When one lunges for a volleyball in a pick up game with a group of kids and pulls his groin, emmitting a girlish squeal as he collapses ..

1. One of only three sports ever invented, the other two being rock climbing and bull fighting. He is one auto racing son-of-a-bitch...