Scalise Disease

What is Scalise Disease?


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It is characterized by abnormal heart rhythms, sweating, impaired brain function, illogical & incoherent speech patterns and loss of sleep, among other signs. Symptoms are similar to those experienced by crack whores. Most commonly contracted via being close to a carrier of the biochemical disorder thereby affecting both men and women of all ages. The cure remains unknown however crack provides temporary relief.

"maynnn, that bitch is on crack!...thats gotta be the scalise disease!"

See crack, bitch, scally


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