What is Scalp Rat?
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Hairpiece; toupe. Worn by either gender. Use follows failure of the comb-over. Favored by males who run personal ads in free local publications advertising eviction sales, bull roasts, and stained couches(free to good homes). A do-it-yourself scalp rat can be had for free in certain neighborhoods if you know your way around a bowie knife.
Hey handsome, your scalp rat doesn't go with the rest of your hair.
Is that a scalp rat on your head or do you have a rodent problem at home?
Oh no, the wind blew off her custom scalp rat!
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A blonde girl / woman who is dippy, blonde and unable to listen or sus the most simple things out.
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A county on the west coast of Ireland. Considered by many to be the best county in Ireland,it has spawned some of the best and brightest..
