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A person who becomes sexually aroused by the Zelda video games.
The reason Timmy is humping his Wii is because he is a Zeldaphile
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Masturbatingthrowing one off in secret!
Famous TV artist Tony Hart is in is bedroom wanking to classical music.
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It is your `ace up your sleeve` when getting into an unwanted situation. Your hidden strength, or useful excuse.
An out of jail card l..