Scam

What is Scam?


1.

To make-out using the tongue and going further into kissing. (remember it is an urban dictionary not merriam websters!!!! so screw the definition of scam meaning a scheme!!!!!)

I scammed with your mom last night.

See Johnny

2.

To trick or cheatsomeone out of their posession(s). A ripoff.

The Internetis littered with scams such as pop-up ads or emailspam ads with "Get Rich Quick/High-Paying Job/You Are A Winner" messages.

See AYB

3.

To make-out "hardcore"

Do you want to go scam?

See Siddhartha

4.

Any e-mail from a "Nigerian" prince or bank manager. A good way to select the extremely gullible from the rest of us.

(All-Caps) Good Sir, I am told that you are a man of reputable trustworthiness, and I have a proposition from the office of the Prince of Nigeria...

5.

A contrived scheme or process designed to surreptitiously, deceitfully and materially benefit the perpetrator(s) at the expense of the victim(s).

To provide or sell goods or services, knowing them to be unfit for purpose, while implying or claiming fitness in order to elevate the monetary value and generate undeserved revenue.

To extract goods or services from a provider whilst using deceitful measures designed to deny the provider suitable recompense in return.

6.

Something you run anytime the opportunity arises. A quick way to better your situation at someone elses expense. For successful people, this is a never-ending way of life.

Here are a couple:

1)Buy bleacher seats at a ball game and sneak into box seats.

2)If your PS2 breaks, buy a new one and switch it out with the broke one. Take the broke one back to the store and get your mutha fuckin money back.

3)High School and College are the best places to run scams.

a)Sleep with a fat chick to get her to write a paper for you.

b)Programable calculators can do more than math.

c)Stick a curly pube in your meal after it's half gone and make fast food place give you free shit.

7.

As seen in the popular movie of 1989, Say Anything;going out as friends, but both of the individuals like each other.

Lloyd Dobler: I'm gonna take Diane Court out again.

Corey Flood: Well, that's unlikely.

Lloyd Dobler: Is the movies a good second date? You know, as a date?

Corey Flood: Well, you never had a first date.

Lloyd Dobler: Yes we did. I sat across from her at a mall. We ate together. We ate. That's eating. Sharing an important physical event.

Corey Flood: That's not even a scam.

Lloyd Dobler: What's a scam?

Corey Flood: Going out as friends.

D.C.: No, it's not. Scam is lusting.

See say anything, scam, date, lust, friends, dianne


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