What is Scampi Fries?
1.
Cheifly British: the fishy odour associated with unwashed genitalia, usually female, although the male member is arguably a closer match to the whiff of a popular packet snack sold in the UK.
Marketers became aware of this lewd association amongst teenagers and produced a viral video depicting a young man inviting his friends to sniff his fingers as 'proof' that he had been intimate with a girl at a party (although the viewer sees that he has simply been tucking into a packet of Scampi Fries). Mmmm, fish.
I reckon licking the fat one out'd be like snogging a sasquatch with a penchant for Scampi Fries.
See
Random Words:
1.
Abreviation for "shit, I don't even know." Used quickly by a guilty party to absolve guilt when asked a question.
"..
1.
Lead singer of the amazing Canadian (<3) band Billy Talent. If you can spell is last name w/out double checking it then you are truly..