What is Scam-tm?
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An ATM machine that is suspicious in looks and is not readily identifiable as being affiliated with any major bank. Usually found in bars, corner stores, and strip clubs, these machines always charge ridiculously high service fees, are often decked out with catchy names like "Instant Ca$h", and are sometimes the subject of news stories where their owners are caught misusing customer's private bank information.
I'm out of beer money, but there is no way I'm using that Scam-TM! Let's walk down the block to the bank.
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euphemism for masturbation, courtesy of ABC's "Whose Line is it, anyway?"
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