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1) Orally pleasing a woman while she is taking a dump and having her period.
2) Eating bricks with ketchup or tomato sauce.
3) Having ..
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A really, really, REALLY fat girl.
"Dude, I slept with Sam last night."
"EW MAN SHE'S A TUBOSAURUS!"
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1 part jagermeister
1 part peach snapps
cranberry juice
the colder the better
Me: mmmm that was one damn tasty red headed slut
you:..