What is Scandinavian Sleigh Ride?


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the event which occurs when one is dancing with a fat girl and proceeds to jam his finger into the anus of the large lady and hook her with his finger, resulting in a wild ride through the club/wedding reception/nursing home as the woman runs away in terror with the man in tow.

This term originates from when Scandinavian sailors would harpoon a whale and the beast would drag their boat many miles over the seas until it tired or got loose.

Since Jeremy got stuck with a fat girl while providing wingman coverage for his buddy, he decided to have her take him on a Scandinavian sleigh ride.

See sleigh ride, blumpkin, chili dog, abe lincoln, fat chick, fat girl, dirty sanchez


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