What is Scandinavian Stir Fry?
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1. (v) The act of skewering a pan fish with your penis and then having sex until the fish breaks apart.
2. (v) Using the body of a fish as a condom and then taking the broken fish parts and vaginal juice and frying it in a pan.
3. (v) When a man cuts off the tail of a fish and proceeds to insert his penis in the open back end, then dips the fish into a woman during intercourse.
I used 3 lake perch to give my girlfriend a Scandinavian Stir Fry yesterday.
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When wanting desperately to commence intercourse with a member of the opposite sex, but, alas, gazing at the specimen found convulses yo..
