What is Scandinavian Wake Up Call?


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When a girl sneaks into ur room while ur sleepin and she procedes to suck ur dick. After she makes you cum in her mouth she then starts brushes her teeth with ur penis, using the jizz as toothpaste and occasionally ur pubes as floss and she then cooks you a three course meal for breakfast.Thus the male is wide awake

Eddie- Yoo steve I'm at home I jus woke up

Steve-Its 11 I'm at school and why did u wake up late?

Eddie- I over slept and my maid from europe gave me a Scandinavian Wake Up Call

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